Ana Ivanovic - Bikini Pics!Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch Tennis star Ana Ivanovic proves modelling is another string to her racket ?Modelling was great fun. ?And it's great to do something different, especially when you spend so many hours of your life on a tennis court. ?But generally speaking, I'm a tennis player first. I know that one day I will be the greatest female tennis player in the world.? Remarkably, Miss Ivanovic, who took over the N

New episodes of?Project Runway and?Shear Genius?tonight as well as the Baby Borrowers, and So You Think You Can Dance.? You definitely cannot miss eviction night on Big Brother!?There?is a ton of other fantastic shows on today so look below and set your DVRs to make sure you don?t miss your favorites! 9AM ET/PT Project Runway?- Bravo TV 10AM - 1PM ET/PT Flipping Out - Bravo TV 11AM-1130AM?ET/PT Denise Richards: It?s Complicated - E! Jon & Kate plus 8 - TLC 11AM-12PM

Levi McConaughey makes his debut appearance on the cover of this week?s OK! Magazine, along with Daddy Matthew and Mommy Camila. Matthew was in the room with Camila during the delivery, and was more than happy to divulge all the birthing details: ?We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let?s go

Heather's Out You know, if Heather Locklear went back to that look above, all her problems would go away. That right there is sheer glamour. Actually, I think her hair is still kind of like that. People reports that Heather has completed four weeks of treatment for anxiety and depression. Friends told People that she spent her time at the Arizona facility riding horses, getting spa treatments and hanging out with herself. That's called a fucking vacation. A really nice vaca

The 10 on Tuesday subject is 10 Least Favorite Celebrities. Celebrities are easy to hate (especially when you hate people) and after spending 3 hours in the car ferrying mother and boys all over two counties, then having mother announce that she's thinking about making muffins while you are trying to get near the stove to heat up leftovers for dinner, anyone is fair game on the dislike/hate thing. Anyway, my top ten in no particular order: 1) Tori Spelling - her face scares me. 2)

Richards? lawyer Neal Hersh called the emergency hearing in Los Angeles to review ?serious issues? in the actor?s home that could be damaging to the couple?s kids. Hersh handed over a videotape of their two daughters, which shows them behaving in an alarming way - according to Richards. After consulting two expert witnesses, the judge dismissed Richards? request to alter her current custody arrangement with her ex. Sheen 1 Richards ZERO Outside court Sheen?s attorney said, ?C

For the second time in three days, Denise Richards was denied an emergency order against ex-husband Charlie Sheen that would have blocked his access to their two daughters. "The court commissioner did not find any emergency to justify changes to the current custodial arrangement," the actor's rep tells OK! in a statement. Claiming there were "serious issues" at Charlie's home that would harm daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, Denise filed a request for an emergency restriction order aga

Poor Denise, she must think the world is out to get her. After calling for an emergency hearing last week that the judge denied Denise was in court again this week seeking an emergency order that would block Charlie Sheens access to his daughters. Shocker: This too was denied! I know she says it's all for the kids and if the kids are okay then she's okay but how anti-climatic this must be for her. I don't want to say she's vacuous or so insipid that she has to resort to this kin

Photo: Universal Pictures While the Batman sequel was busy eating the box office alive, more than a few fruits were happily kicking up their heels at Mamma Mia!, which also opened Friday. The film's marketers have been rolling out advance sneak peeks in major cities for the last month (mostly aimed at gaining word of mouth with the women who packed theaters for Sex and the City), and two showings last week at LA's gay film fest, Outfest, sold out. Every queer I know who's seen it

Previously - Denise forbid Irv from shipping her gross pets off while she's in Hawaii. Denise tried to lose weight to fit into bikinis but, exhibiting the same willpower that she has when it comes to other women's husbands, she failed miserably. Denise goes to see Kat Von D to take the "Charlie" tattoo off her ankle. The paps swarm her ass outside. Kat Von D says that women are designed to handle needle pain, because they have children. Aren't those like vastly different things. Ka

We here at COWA, ever-striving to provide exclusive glimpses into the retarded lives of insufferable celebrities, have scored the ultimate coups. Below, we provide examples of the artistic endeavors of a smattering of spectacularly maladjusted celebu-tots, previously affixed to the world's most famous refrigerators (until our ruthless band of covert operatives rudely ripped them down and FedExed them to our home office). You're welcome. Artist: Lola Sheen Celebrity Refrigerator:

After being photographed kissing Sienna Miller in Italy, Balthazar Getty has released a statement regarding his marriage: "The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved," he said in a statement released Monday. "In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes inde

Joined by her father Irv, Denise Richards was spotted leaving a Los Angeles, California courthouse Monday afternoon following another frustrating day of battling her ex-husband Charlie Sheen over custody of their two daughters. Nevertheless, the ?Wild Things? actress still looked to be at her best, sporting a sleeveless v-neckline black dress along with a pair of light green peep-toe heels and black celeb

Denise Richards: Still Battling Charlie Sheen in Court July 22nd, 2008 Joined by her father Irv, Denise Richards was spotted leaving a Los Angeles, California courthouse Monday afternoon following another frustrating day of battling her ex-husband Charlie Sheen over custody of their two daughters. Nevertheless, the ?Wild Things? actress still looked to be at her best, sporting a sleeveless v-neckline black dress along with a pair of light green peep-toe heels and black celeb

Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards Pleased With Result

Denise Richards leaves court July 21 2008. Denise Richards requested an emergency hearing

Morning Wood Frances Bean is the worst intern ever! Courtney Love taught her well - Vh1 Blog Possible "Project Runway" spoilers - Celebitchy Tori the Hutt to write another book - I'm Not Obsessed Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards battle it out in court...again - ICYDK Colin Firth says Meryl Streep is a drag queen - A Socialite's Life The paps don't care about Alfonso Ribeiro - SOW White Oprah does the famewhore dance

Denise Richards: The Custody Battle Continues Tue, 22 July 2008 Denise Richards leaves the courtroom after a child custody hearing in downtown Los Angeles on Monday. The 37-year-old actress lost for the second time in seeking to change any of the custodial arrangements that currently exist for Charlie Sheen and the children. Sheen?s attorney stated, ?Charlie Sheen only wants what is best for his young children. It is unfortunate that Denise Richards and her attorney are tryin